Misfired Texts by Terri Rimmer

Didn't Mean to Say That (from a long time ago):

Client - “I left the TUBA in the fridge. Didn't know if you still wanted it.

Pet sitter had left some tuna in fridge from an overnight visit.

Pet sitter racking her brain - TUBA, TUBA, TUBA. What TUBA? Wouldn't I see a tuba? And why would there be a tuba there?

Finally, it clicked.

TUNA! She meant to say TUNA!

Story 2:

Told my boss my time sheet seemed low on the pay.

She adjusted it and texted me.

“Now you should be comfortable with your PAIN!”

?

I texted back, “You wrote “the above.” I think you meant to say PAY :)

She texts back, LMAO. Sometimes my voice texts makes some interesting choices!